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| Buck Off-Road Ent.| John Pescoran |
Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys & Girls
I present to you
STEEL TOE TONY!!!
Well, he showed up one day. He said he's got what it takes to be an integral part of the Buck Off-Road Entertainment team. He's still in possession of his old garbage truck that he modified into a Monster Truck almost a year ago. His Monster Garbage Truck, RÆW meets all Rules and Safety Regulations of Buck Off-Road Entertainment Monster Truck strongly stands by.
I said, "Alrighty. Show me what ya got."
He said, "Yes, sir!"
He shook my hand, loaded up his double barrel shot gun with Red Flare Cartridges, went to his Monster Garbage Truck, that was parked right outside, and he blew me away with his Energy and Showmanship. He demolished and destroyed a few cars that were parked out there, but all and all, he proved to me he's got what it takes to host and spearhead his own Buck Off-Road Entertainment Show.
Normally, these aren't the way we do things around here, EVER, but he just so happened to catch me on a good day after I'd had a few shots of good 'ol Vodka and Monster Energy, and well... Darn it! The kid's got Charisma and his own unique, one-of-a-kind Monster Garbage Truck that's a looker!
💥 EuGeNe🔥
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